when you’re doing the dishes and you touch wet food
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA
when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.