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Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.

fucknharry:

when you’re doing the dishes and you touch wet food

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

After Seeing Captain America the Winter Soldier

the-consulting-baker:

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rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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instagrampa:

There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once